This was taken from item64, originally posted by burypink. I thought doing a questionnaire would be a good enough test article for the new page. Enjoy. Questions I didn't want to answer are left blank.

1) time and date u started this?
2021.11.23 1:01 PM

2) asl?
2002, yes, inside the AKIRA manga

3) opinions on musicals?
Most of them suck. The music is corny.

4) favorite snack?
Changes all the time. Right now I miss those Calbee JagaRico seaweed potato sticks.

5) have u ever been in love?
Wouldn't you like to know

6) favorite pokemon?
Mewtwo, Luxray, Giratina

7) mario kart main?
Bowser

8) tf2 main?
I have over 100 hours on Pyro. I haven't played consistently since 2018 I think. I also played Scout a lot.

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
Depends on if it's good. But yes.

10) are you listening to music right now?
I am. C0UNTRY G1RL5 M4K3 D0 by FRSKN

11) favorite shape?
Anything asymmetrical with sharp angles

12) do you believe in astrology?
A lot of people use astrology to make assumptions about others based on nothing. A lot of people are normal about it, too. I just don't care.

13) do you believe in the occult?
I'm skeptical. I wish ghosts and weird monsters were real lol.

14) opinions on vocaloid?
No opinion

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
No

16) do you easily get stressed?
Unfortunately

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
It was music

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
Psychic

19) rei or asuka?
I don't care

20) favorite html tag?
img

21) are you religious?
No

22) opinions on nightcore?
Nostalgic

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
I guess I was emo for a while

24) are you good at drawing?
Sometimes

25) do you crack your joints?
All the time

26) do you read visual novels?
No

27) can you sew?
No

28) can you cook?
Yeah, kind of. I make good fried rice and anything with chicken or shrimp.

29) most expensive thing you've bought?
As of doing this, my motorcycle helmet. It cost me $830. Thanks Shoei.

30) opinions on cosplay?
It's cool

31) what's your most hated band/musician?
Any of them that makes music that plays in supermarkets

32) are you a dramatic person?
Eh... yeah

33) what emoticon do you use most?
>:(

34) can a miracle certainly occur?
If this means what I think it does, then no. How can a miracle certainly occur, we have to had recorded that phenomenon by now. Any "miracle" has been pure coincidence, some cosmic effect. Shit just happens. We make big deals of it because we seek patterns.

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
Depends

36) do you have a celebrity crush?
No

37) do you like snow?
I do

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
No

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
AKIRA

40) are you good at spelling?
I guess

41) which touhou wud u fuk?

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
At the very least the internet is already full of AI slop-shit. But it's all soulless, it's not sentient.

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Not yet

44) would you be an angel or devil?
Devil

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
Math is stupid

46) do you like licorice?
No it tastes bad

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Too many things. I'm a hater.

48) what books did you like as a kid?
I think Warriors? Other stuff "too dark" for my age or whatever.

49) can you play any instruments?
I used to play violin. The only instrument I want to actually play are drums.

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
None

51) do you believe in reincarnation?
I'm not sure. You'd think with all I believe about myself and my identity that I do, but I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not.

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
shits

53) have you been to another continent?
No

54) whats your worst habit?
Staying up all fucking night

55) favorite vegetable?
Orange bell pepper, cucumber, potato, or water chestnuts

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
A stupid ass Jeff the Killer screamer

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Classical music

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
A ghost, at least I could go in the sun

59) what do you fear most?
Kaneda

60) do you sleep with any plushies?
No

61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Scuba diving or cave exploration

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
Yeah

63) are you a hopeless romantic?
No

64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Envy or wrath

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
My nose

66) are your ears pierced?
Yeah. My 1st lobe and 2nd lobe on my right ear, 1st lobe on my left ear. I also have my septum and a lip ring on the left side of my mouth.

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes

68) where do you buy your clothes?
The store

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
Honestly Neo-Tokyo. But I don't know. Somewhere not far from a city.

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Magic is all sleight of hand which is still pretty impressive

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

72) what is the worst chore to do?
Dishes

73) what did your parents almost name you?

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
I already go by what I want to go by

75) what were your first words?
I don't remember

76) what do you want your last words to be?
I don't really care. So long as I die on my bike or in my sleep.

77) when did you first regularly start going online?
I think when I was 8-9

78) what year do you miss the most?
2021 sometimes

79) are you psychic?
Well... (no sadly)

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
NO

81) what do you use to listen to music?
The device

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
New York City

83) favorite animal?
Spinosauridae or snakes

84) what web browser do you use?
Firefox

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
No, I have a cat. Her name is Akira.

86) do you like energy drinks?
They fuck with my heart, no

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
I did. I bought and traded a lot of TF2 hats. I mean a LOT. I still have a pair of earbuds someone gave me for my birthday.

88) when do you usually go to bed?
Ugh

89) how often do you wash your hair?
Often enough

90) would you download a car?
Fuck yes

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
I didn't watch shows, I watched ripped movies over and over

92) whats the silliest hat you own?
None, actually

93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
Most of everything I listen to

94) do you make OCs?
I have a couple Bloodborne OCs I don't think about anymore

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
I can't think of anything

96) do you like fireworks?
Yeah

97) favorite painter?
Otomo

98) favorite numbers?
41, 1988, 1982. All AKIRA related, but 41 especially since it's associated with me.

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
Fromsoft games like Bloodborne and Sekiro

100) time and date you finished this?
2024.11.23 2:05 PM

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